Just a fox, trying to make it in the big city.

And because foxes can't type (something about their lack of fingers) he has me, a 21-year old male from California, do it for him. I'm super into Game of Thrones, I love video games (like Mass Effect, Skyrim, and others), I watch shows like Supernatural, The Following, Nip/Tuck, and tryna' get my life figured out. I should probably go now, since the fox is looking at me kinda funky...

 

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

plajus:

pancakestein:

wtf is with America.. get me out..

americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)

camptakota:

frostingpeetaswounds:

camptakota:

you put the killing thing between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing

you put your mouth on a dirty sign for a tumblr post

i’ve put my mouth on worse

camptakota:

frostingpeetaswounds:

camptakota:

you put the killing thing between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing

you put your mouth on a dirty sign for a tumblr post

i’ve put my mouth on worse

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

nyokren:

pastel-gizibe:

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

WowLook at this relic

Fucking fossil lol

and yet, every single one of you sang it in your head

Shit, i still sing this. All. The. Time.

And now it’s stuck in my head

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

nyokren:

pastel-gizibe:

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

Wow
Look at this relic

Fucking fossil lol

and yet, every single one of you sang it in your head

Shit, i still sing this. All. The. Time.

And now it’s stuck in my head

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)